Twelve Frozen Birthday Cakes, One Car Boot and a Lot of Napkins: The 2026 Supermarket Ice-Cream Cake Ranking
We bought twelve supermarket ice-cream cakes, handed a family a cake knife and a stopwatch, and judged them on taste, wobble, decoration, value and survival of the drive home. Here is the 2026 ranking, complete with melt-risk scores and the ones we would actually put a candle in.